You guys know how when u look at reviews for perfumes theres at least one bitch who’s like “this smelled like burnt plastic/toilet bowl cleaner/rat corpse/old man socks and i had to scrub it off my body immediately so I wouldn’t throw up and die”? That’s me and the government pays me to do it
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#i was just looking at some dedcool thing that everyone said was pretty straightforward clementine citrus. and there were lots of opinions#like if it was a good citrus or a bad one#but then one person was like. it smells like how ur mouth tastes after smoking weed YUCK#im like no the fuck it doesn’t. i know scent is suuuuper subjective etc but there’s no way a citrus smell is that much like weed aftertaste#you are lying and trying to be funny and I don’t appreciate ot