I’m going to survive the zombie apocalypse
What To Do When You Hear Somebody Outside Your Room:
1. Do Not Panic
2. Drink Some Water Because Dehydration Will Kill You Faster Than Starvation
3. Do Not Leave Your Room
~a guide to having housemates by tumblr user blessphemy
5. The more you drink, the more quickly you have to pee. Unless ur ready to pee in a cup and cohabitate with that cup for an indeterminate period of time I advise you reconsider your plan