semiotextiana:

andreablog2-deactivated20220425:

Vocal fry isn’t even real. It was a psyop to make people enunciate more so the government could listen to us through the speakers and mics

Me to my voice therapist. And she agrees

(via gaptoothsupremacy-deactivated20)

americasnexttopsoil:

The White House could use some airbrushed wizard art on it, if you ask me.

popokko:

digitalesnest:

popokko:

ecthecat:

popokko:

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

good idea

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

such as?

have gay sex

(via parasitoidism)

ewaneneollav:

You go to the dotor he takes you apart with his machine

(via margbarcis)

eclogues:

men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings

(via unico2)

slab-o-meat:

in this day and age it’s easier than ever to obtain a shirt with bobby hill drinking lean on it

(via theweirdwideweb)