if you call me angel youd better be referring to the screaming blue octahedron
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people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
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When people talk about someone “having it coming” this is exactly what they should mean. Guy abuses woman and tries to go after another...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/dfb821c9fc9d3b0d8dcacb09eef5f85b/tumblr_msztmifhCn1qdlh1io1_400.gifv)
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Bully messes with karate champ. [video]
When people talk about someone “having it coming” this is exactly what they should mean. Guy abuses woman and tries to go after another one telling him to stop, and gets kicked in the solar plexus by an international taekwondo champion.
News article (in Russian) about the incident.
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Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan
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do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
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Don’t Be Sad, Look At These Baby Ducks
If you didn’t already know, baby ducks are pretty much precious little nuggets of joy. They have been clinically proven to cure depression and disease and all other problems because they are perfect.For now we will cure your sadness. In order to do so, you simply have to look at the following pictures of them. It’s an intense journey. Prepare yourself.
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quack on board
duckling fantasy
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GIVEAWAY b/c why not
outgrew these docs and i figured someone else would totally benefit from having them since theyre rad af
inside the giveaway: 1 pr purple patent leather doc martins size ladies 10 (ya i know, if you have smaller feet than suck it up and wear socks theyre free shoes man)
rules: like or reblog as many times as you wish but you MBF ME!!! ill check :) the winner will be picked on August 14th @ 12pm EST
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okay but WHERES THE POST FOR SENATOR VAN DE PUTTE LIKE DAMN
SHE CAME FROM HER FATHERS FUNERAL
SHE LAID DOWN THE FUCKING RULES
SHE CALLED OUT THE PRESIDENT FOR NOT ACKNOWLEDGING HER, ASKING WHAT IT WOULD TAKE FOR A WOMAN TO BE HEARD OVER MALE COLLEAGUES
“Parliamentary inquiry: at what point must a female Senator raise her hand or her voice in order to be heard over the male Senators in the room?”
THAT COMMENT SPARKED THE CITIZENS FILIBUSTER HOT DAMN
YOU GO, VAN DE PUTTE
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