a 2 hour house md special set during the omicron variant would be crazy. House wouldnt be wearing a mask and shoving people around. Taking the ventilator off the old guy they are trying to treat. So he can ask him questions about cocaine use. they treat him with Ivermectin. It works but then he gets worse because it turns out his horse disease was actually suppressing a pediatric cancer that hes had since childhood. And then he gets covid and they cure it with full body radiation because he cant handle antivirals. Then he explodes and they put him back together. turns out he actually had an intestinal blockage from eating a whole roll of quarters
after nearly 2 years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a bitch i could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. i havent tried to kill my wife once and ive spent way longer going insane
Do you have ghosts and demons tho?
being online is the same thing as being psychically attacked by ghosts and demons
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Anonymous asked:
just had first gay sex a couple days ago... wow...
Beuaitufl stuff isn’t it
the fact that in the mlp universe people from other countries or implied ethnic groups are often other species - yaks, horses, zebras, griffons, buffalo - but the equestrian vernacular is “everypony” is like i guess in medieval britain if people said “everyanglosaxon.” clearly the writers didn’t think about this too deeply and there are ponies (species) that are clearly specifically “coded” as races besides white, namely some aztec and black ponies if i recall correctly, but it comes off very reactionary and the world building implications— *my tinder date gets up and leaves* alright fair
*now talking to a really drunk guy at a bar of the same restaurant an hour later* and a lot of the linguistics make no sense. applejack has a very southern accent, clearly american. there are ponies that have many accents from places that do not correspond to their lore-friendly “species” so what is this meaning to tell us? i’ll tell you what. there is no way ANY human language or any of its quirks could have evolved in a world like this. even if it is inhabited by sentient quadrupeds, the specific nuances of human speech would just not fly, nevermind modern american english. which brings me to the only possible conclusion: mlp:fim is a dub. none of the ponies speak english. they’re all neighing. and whatever flavor of accent that is given to us, the audience, is an attempt at communicating whatever unknowable sounds and whinnies and keens are being neighed with nuance, barely possible to hold in comparison to human cultural equivalencies *drunk guy pukes on my shirt*
“being gay isn’t just about having sex” but also sex and physical intimacy is an important part of my sexuality as a gay man and gay sex is a beautiful thing and we should defend people’s right to have gay sex because it’s cool and fun and healthy
gay sex is criminalized in many places and is harshly punished and stigmatized virtually everywhere. that your ‘gay sex is gross’ jokes are cruel and homophobic and not funny . gay sex is natural and good for you and makes you better than everybody else
