any given character on the x files: *walks into a room* *doesnt turn the light on just continues on in the dark*
will no one kinkshame this man
Agent Fox Mulder has a canonically small penis
“Hey Scully, wanna break into the dean’s office?”
(college au is still a thing right??)
Can we *please* have more college AU?
(via slipstreamborne)
![ohnoproblems:
“ t-d-x:
“ that is definitely agent mulder getting hit with a scrotum to the face
”
[2/13/14, 4:22:01 PM] M̨̡.̶҉̴̸̕D̶̴̡͝.̧͘͞͝: B A L L M U R D E R E D
[2/13/14, 4:22:17 PM] sleemey heemey: ballmuldered
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that is definitely agent mulder getting hit with a scrotum to the face
[2/13/14, 4:22:01 PM] M̨̡.̶҉̴̸̕D̶̴̡͝.̧͘͞͝: B A L L M U R D E R E D
[2/13/14, 4:22:17 PM] sleemey heemey: ballmuldered
[2/13/14, 4:22:25 PM] M̨̡.̶҉̴̸̕D̶̴̡͝.̧͘͞͝: mulder my balls
(via monetizeyourcat-blog)
F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
U IS FOR UFOS
N IS FOR ‘NO, MULDER, IT’S NOT FOR UFOS, NOW PLEASE CAN WE JUST GO HOME’
(via onewonderfulbug)
girls like me cause im a more accessible version of mulder from the x-files. im not a part of the fbi but every few weeks i google “loch ness monster news” and check out the updates
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