We reached out for comment to the President of Night Vale Community College, Sarah Sultan (who is a smooth, fist-sized river rock,) about the extreme beliefs expressed by a staff member. Sarah had no comment, as she is a smooth, fist-sized river rock, and unable to speak. She can write, however, and wrote “no comment,” before drawing an insulting caricature of your humble reporter. Which was hurtful, and unnecessary.
guys
guys i have a new favorite character
(via crystalgardian)
ahhhhhhhhhh i just found out my favorite suitemate listens to welcome to nightvale im so happy
Well, ain’t nobody gonna top this ever.
(via kateordie)
thi s is my new oc “Headcanon Cecil” his name is literally headcano n cecil his missionis to become the #1 cecil h e will rise above threeeyes white sweaterves t cecil i dont evenlike night vlae but i know Headcanon Cecil can win
you ever say something and immediately you just…
cecil ilu
oh my god perfect
(via blessphemy)
Carlos and his team of scientists.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT GUYS?”
OH MY GOD
(via astrakiseki)
The best way to describe my Cecil cosplay shopping experience would probably be “Yes, that’s a pretty ugly tie… but you need to understand, I’m not looking for an ugly tie. I’m looking for an aggressively hideous and vaguely disconcerting tie. You know, something that makes you slightly uneasy to look at, something inscrutable or subtly reminiscent of viscera. Your viscera, at that.”
CAN VEGETARIANS SUCK A DINGALING OR IS THAT CONSIDERED EATING MEAT I NEED TO KNOW THIS IS FOR SCIENCE
SCIENTIST CARLOS TACKLES THE TOUGH QUESTIONS