impeachy the conservative clown
YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN
clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown
now you’ve fucking done it
the clown
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god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner
that was the devil
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Jacob Adriaensz Backer, Half‑Naked Woman with a Coin, oil on canvas, ca. 1636
titties out… got my coin ready to go… like! who is this bitch???? love her
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imagine getting banned from social media for saying what snape did to dumbledore
what did he do to dumbeldore
he fucked that old man
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If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
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If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”
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i really want to make music but i can’t sing :( or rap
I’m beatboxing right now drop a freestyle
im on the cell phone
holdin my dick bone
im just tryna phone rome
caesar gonna get somethey call me lil man lil dick itty bitty meat stick
my vienna sausage dumb soft
i cant even nut quickthese rhymes go hard though
like hot piss, cold snow
you aint even know
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poppin pills to get by while
im slapping at my dick and im wondering why
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what’s that noise.
sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other
i’m going to check
the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….
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