My parents cheering and clapping saying “monkey pox is on the tv!”

(via unico2)

dajo42:

dajo42:

why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours

ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee

(via sisterlich-deactivated20210312)

suppermariobroth:
“Officially licensed 1993 Mario necktie. Note Mario’s lower body.
”

suppermariobroth:

Officially licensed 1993 Mario necktie. Note Mario’s lower body.

(via beetledrink)

dreamhouse777:
“noaj-t:
“ dreamhouse777:
“ noaj-t:
“ dietmountainmadewka:
“ demonshauntingcomputers:
“i found this dudes deviantart page and i honestly don’t know how there are people who base their entire identities around nazism and my little pony...

dreamhouse777:

noaj-t:

dreamhouse777:

noaj-t:

dietmountainmadewka:

demonshauntingcomputers:

i found this dudes deviantart page and i honestly don’t know how there are people who base their entire identities around nazism and my little pony like we don’t even have to make jokes about these people because they make the jokes themselves

I’m having a psychotic episode with my eyes

I’m dying

is it blissful?

No, but my cackling and choking got my gf to let me have some of her drink, so that’s cool.

i want to dream

(via papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181)

definitionsfading:

TIL: apparently at some point in the past (century?) it was popular for home bathrooms to have a little hole in the medicine cabinet labeled for razor blade disposal, and people would just drop their fucking used razor blades into this slot in the wall……………where hundreds of used razor blades would just accumulate???? behind the drywall????????

so now people are renovating these old houses, busting out the walls, and basically finding rusty razor blade piñatas

look at this shit

(via bogleech)

asker

camiisade asked: more like, are you SQUIDDING me

katara:

krudman:

psychoticdreamer:

krudman:

camisadorush:

krudman:

krudman:

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this gif is messing me up:

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He can’t just be bending over?

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STOP

duckuncle:
“stop the straights
”

duckuncle:

stop the straights

(via moobeams)

jeezypetes:

jeezypetes:

do u ever feel like -normal human emotion-

That’s actually a symptom of -serious mental health problem-

omg…. I had no idea

(via jeezypetes)

npr:

digg:

In case you ever need to make a net out of a carrot — this is how you do it.

The best way to play with your food. -Emily

(via buckdeweys-archive-deactivated2)

themaraudermoony:

Me and my friends work at a cinema and I just received these snapchats of them cleaning a screen after 50 shades of grey

Is that okra???

(via buckdeweys-archive-deactivated2)

starfleetofficeranna:
“Today in the Unnecessarily Gendered Products: The Earth
”

starfleetofficeranna:

Today in the Unnecessarily Gendered Products: The Earth

(via floorplan-ofmyheadandhart)

witchydarling:
“wake up
still tired
”

witchydarling:

wake up
still tired

(via witchydarling)