November 19th, 2020 at 1:46PM
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Anonymous asked: if i'm a lesbian do i have to listen to carly rae jepsen?

aly-semi-archived-deactivated20:

some people will accuse me of gatekeeping here, but the answer is a hard yes 

16,067 notes #actually if you are born you have to listen to carly rae jepsen#when u get vaccinated as a child they give u a chip that makes your soul wither and die if u don’t listen to carly rae jepsen