Wolf Snails are fearsome predators from the neotropics.
Next to their eye stalks and tentacles they have a kind of moustache known as oral lappets. These are extremely sensitive and provide the Wolf with a keen sense of taste so that they can follow the slimy trails left by other snails.
The Wolf Snail follows these trails until they catch up with their prey, before stabbing them with a radula and eating them.
Small prey are eaten whole, while larger ones are cut to pieces. The Wolf Snail has a long, slender body and proboscis which lets them delve deep into a shell to consume every last bit of flesh.
They are such proficient predators that they’ve driven hundreds of snail species to extinction, particularly when humans brought them to islands to deal with pests.
Despite all that, I still find them quite pretty and cute. They have moustaches!
turns out when you ask other Americans “hey did your high school have you fill out a questionnaire that matched you romantically with your classmates” the response you get is either ‘what the fuck’ or ‘yeah we did that too lol’
My boss opened this business in the 60s and recently made a collage of different advertisements they’ve run through the years.
It turns out my business was making those gross waifu body pillows all the way back in the 60′s….
“TURN HER ON (1968) With the Next Best Thing. Of course you can’t bundle yourself up under the tree, so, do the next best thing. Give her a life size enlargement of your noble features, OR, preserve yourself forever on a real, soft, squeezable pillow.”
