We have GOT to pick a better name for our galaxy than the Milky Way, if aliens ever come from the Andromeda Galaxy they’re gonna think it’s a horny thing
sorry but you’re gonna have to rename the entire concept of a galaxy if u wanna fix this problem
>discover humans
>they classify gravitational wells with a large number of stars as milk
>they call their own region of space a particularly milky milk place
>when they’re born they need milk or milk substitutes to survive
>name their whole taxonomic class of animals after glands that produce milk
>whole entire industries dedicated to the production of milk
