I FUOND THESE WHEN I WAS LOOKING FRO A CARD FOR A FRIEND WHO LIKES OBAMA?? AND THERE ARE A LPOT OF THEM ALL BY THE GOP LIKE ANTI-OBAMA VALENTINES DAY CARDS WHY???
my boyfriend texted me exactly at midnight to ask me to be his valentine uvu
Oh my god this one rhymes.
It’s a good thing I don’t have a date tonight because then I would never have time to produce these masterpieces.
Ahahahaha i miss being single and bitter
I’m not sure this is what you were going for, Anonymous, but I just hope that if I know you in real life you don’t get offended and poison my cookies.
so what do you guys have planned for valentines day
murder
(via clockiel-blog)
Don’t forget, if you want me to make a special one for you, just ask!
This was the crowning achievement of my old “art” blog. You guys make me really sad :(
I hope you don’t mind that I combined these— my time is very valuable.
Also what do hippos even look like.














