can u ever just feel the straight white guy vibes coming off of something because thats how i feel about just-shower-thoughts
you cant fuck the disney headless horseman. i really dont know what to tell you pal. no matter how it sounds i dont think hes interested in getting head from you in the conventional sense. he literally wants to get your head. i spent thirty minutes trying to come up with a joke for this post and you know what, fuck it, this is what you’re getting. you’re gonna cease your coveting of this apparition’s neckstump and you’re gonna damn well like it
rage-on-against-the-dying-light:
She wants to dance like uma thurman
i need 10 hours of this
(via astralpotion)
Word List: Alternatives to “Whisper”
Instead of whispered, consider:
- murmured
- mumbled
- muttered
- breathed
- sighed
- hissed
- mouthed
- uttered
- intoned
- susurrated
- purred
- said in an undertone
- gasped
- hinted
- said low
- said into someone’s ear
- said softly
- said under one’s breath
- said in hushed tones
- insinuated
more good words to use instead of whispered
- sniffed
- invoked
- expectorated
- execorated
- ejaculated
- mewled
- meowed
- chirped
- bleated
- blathered
- buzzled
- burbled
- barfed
- husked
- horked
- hailed
- hallowed
- hickeyed
- hackneyed
- expounded
- compounded
- impounded
- dremeled
- tremoloed
- contrappassoed
- stultified
- speechified
- appropriated
- pewled
- peeled
- purled
- pearled
- evocated
- equivocated
- problematized
- synergized
(via blessphemy)
Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs*
Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs
(via krawps)