December 15th, 2013 at 1:51AM

i would Fuck a bowl of fried rice

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December 10th, 2013 at 7:04AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHH HOT RAMEN NOODLE FELL IN MY BRA this is the most erotic thing that has ever happened to me

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September 19th, 2013 at 12:47AM

one time catherine zeta-jones gave my friend a bottle of perfume in canada

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