- me dying my hair for the first time: ok it has to be exactly 40 minutes or else my hair will fall out, oh my gosh i can't get any on my skin!!!
- me dying my hair now: fuck gloves. i'll leave it in for a few hours and see how it is after that.
what’s cooler than talking about how seahorses defy traditional gender roles? next time try: seahorses do not have genders, they are little fish
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“I agree with the message of this post but the wording is too passive-aggressive or manipulative for me to feel comfortable reblogging it”: a constant Tumblr experience.
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studies show that i am in fact in a perpetual state of givin em the old razzle dazzle
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“i don’t really have depression, i’m actually just a lazy piece of shit" : a conclusion you come to pretty much weekly when you have depression
all girls and non binary ppl are cute by default… hardly any boys are cute only a select few…
being a girl is so expensive like
panties? expensive.
tampons? expensive.
makeup? expensive.
XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.
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if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime
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i can’t stress enough how language is defined by its use
you’re not really misusing a word if you’re using it in its most popular definition because there’s no way i could tell anyone that something is “terrific” and have EVERYONE KNOW THAT I MEAN IT INSPIRES TERROR GOD YOU’RE ALL SOOOOO STUPID
clinging to archaic definitions and being a language purist in general is so dumb for real like 50% of our language now is butchered latin mixed with shakespearean chatspeak
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