One of the things that really annoys me is that when men find out I like guys and girls their heads automatically go to a threesome. I can potentially fall for a man or I can fall for a woman. When in there did I ever say I wanted both at the same time? When in there did I ever say that if I did want a man that man would be you?
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- has a fever: i'm ok
- coughs out lungs: i'm ok
- throat on fire: i'm ok
- is hungry: death, despair and chaos has entered my life
greyhound seems to be a business that survives entirely on “you want to get from california to new hampshire but can’t afford a plane ticket? well we’re your only option, shithead”
there’s always a white boy in every class that just talks and talks and talks like timothy stop just write it down!! make a mental note!!! wait till after class and tell ya friends on reddit!!
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i cannot believe it’s actually considered controversial to say that homelessness should not exist and that everyone is inherently deserving of shelter that is both safe and livable
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u can unfollow me but u cant unfollow the memory of me being cool as fuck on ur dashboard
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- me as a 17 year old liberal: gay agenda?! that's absurd! you think gays are actually plotting to destroy your way of life?
- me now: *is gay and plotting to destroy your way of life*
- me in 2010: i am straight but i support the community! i love gay people!
- me in 2014: gay