grandestrology:

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

(via astrakiseki)

weetaeil:

Me: takes a shower and washes face
Me: I am a new being, the old me has left this realm and I am cleansed, ready to begin a new era of self
Me: walks into my landfill room where five bags of open Doritos lay scattered about my bed. A rat chills in the corner with a joint and Satan is eating from a box of pizza left under my bed from September of 2014.

(via overblush)