yungmethuselah:

I can get y'all 20–30 dudes identical to that Hey Arnold! voice actor beardman at a vegan “burrito” food truck that parks a few blocks down from my office, just message me saying you don’t love yourself and I’ll do it.

Last night when i was having sleep paralysis i kept having visions of this white man in his early thirties with red hair & a beard. His eyes were angry he looked like a horrible young Louis CK. bring him to me