bupkis and beeftongue are like. celebrities in my household now. it's reached a point where my mom and i sing like little short made-up showtunes about them. we treat them like a 1930s vaudeville comedy duo. The Bupkis & Beeftongue Variety Hour
this was always my intent, by the way. from the moment the names appeared together in my head I was like. Abbott and Costello, Holmes and Watson, Gilgamesh and Enkidu. Bupkis and Beeftongue. yin and yang, a binary star system… they are the primordial pair… the result of eons of distillation of duality into a couple a brown goops that are buddies
