Everyone wants to know about new kinds of guys no one wants to hear anout the list of girls i know about and want to interview so bad
1) girl my friend went on a date with who said she was “looking for [her] draco malfoy”
2) girl my coworker went to college with who would spend hours gazing into the quad pond and twice sat down next to him in the cafeteria and immediately vomited all over her food
3) girl my girlfriend met in college who had to watch an episode of rugrats first thing every morning before she could start her day