June 2nd, 2023 at 11:24AM

Imagine being born with a mouthful of teeth and a huge boner and then you turn into a big racist spider and eat your mom and then your other mom tries to kill you and everyone else in the hospital. Very stressful for a child

1 note #ihad forgotten that the first thing mordred says is calling susanna a slur. i was like omg mordred kinda rules and then he spoke#it doesn’t even make sense but then again he is the antichrist#the dark tower#i literally just finished that scene when i read the last post btw
June 1st, 2023 at 6:13PM

The idea that eddie dean is cisgender is frankly laughable

2 notes #i GINALLY got the last book out from the library at the same times my friend started the 2nd one#and the fact that they agree he’s a he/him lesbian means everything#even though they haven’t gotten to the part where NO ONE believes he could be the father of susannas child even though they’ve been fucking#for months. explain that stephen#the dark tower#they haven’t even cast him yet for the show but i think tumblrs gonna love him
February 23rd, 2023 at 8:59PM

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This synopsis of Song of Susannah is making me lose it. It’s the most accurate thing they could come up with that wasn’t mean spirited. This sure is the second to last book in a really great series. And it comes between the fifth and seventh installments

13 notes #all of the other books have actual summaries#im still relistening to song of susannah though. i have to#the dark tower
February 13th, 2023 at 5:42PM

Here’s another one. The writers should choose ONE(1): pregnancy plotline OR real estate deal plotline

#i think this will make the last part. i vote pregnancy but only if the writers are Prepared#the dark tower#*make the last part bearable
December 8th, 2022 at 6:14PM

Not now, kid, daddy has to do some mescaline

1 note #only the most cowardly amazon producer would cut the mescaline stuff from the gunslinger#the dark tower
December 8th, 2022 at 3:19PM

Purebred gunslinger owner: This is Roland Deschain of Gilead. Son of Stephen, from the line of Eld. His guns have sandalwood grips and his eyes are the color of faded blue denim.

Summoned-through-a-portal gunslinger owner: this is eddie dean he likes heroin

28 notes #sorry I can’t stop thinking about this guzathc#I’m relistening to the first book on libby#the dark tower
December 8th, 2022 at 11:57AM

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Oh baby pleeeeease blaspheme stephen king he needs to be blasphemed so bad 😭

1 note #not like in the ‘movie’ that wasn’t blasphemy that was a human rights violation#the dark tower
December 8th, 2022 at 11:53AM

This is like the opposite of 9/11 for me

6 notes #I’m going to drive my two friends who’ve also read the books insane#the dark tower
December 8th, 2022 at 11:45AM

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Originally posted by horrorprincezz

4 notes #AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH#i still wish it was hbo I don’t trust amazon to give it the proper funding etc#i hope mike flanagan has been receiving all the really good ideas I’ve been trying to psychically beam into his head ever since he saidhe wa#s interested. the 2 most important are 1) a TEAM of black woman writers to fix susannas whole deal 2) make jake a girl#the dark tower#i have a lot of other ideas. i think the first book should be a single episode#i think eddie should transmasc. i think we can omit the billy bumbler sorry oy i just dont want to see a shitty cgi badger all the time#god the dark tower hbo miniseries has such a beautiful ring to it. but I’ll take it I’ll take it to the BANK
April 19th, 2013 at 12:18AM
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