i made my template into a mad lib and had my friends complete it
Dear Coochie,
I know you’re looking for someone with farts and plantar warts for this cauliflower and I also know that I am that someone. Last summer I held an internship at StrexCorp in Lumbatar. I did cake, wrote carpal tunnel syndrome, and smote. I have the giggles and armpit skills, pungent abilities, and experience crabby to this position.
In my time at Trannsylvania University, I have dedicated myself to studying lasers and butthair, pimping my love for animals and life sciences with courses that help me coax. My Pig Latin skills, developed over a semester abroad in your mother’s butthole, could be helpful for any organization—but especially for one like Pornhub. In order to promote an end to cockroaches in America, it’s important to reach all Americans, not just those who speak French.
Thank you for your tailbone. I look forward to boning you soon.
Sincerely,
Razberry Hartenbarth