Maybe you weren’t looking for the gingerbread man from shrek reading werewolf erotica but boy have I supplied
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(shows up 15 minutes late with a picture of opal) uhhhhhh
transparent for your blogging needs
“Why be straight and cis when you can be-
THE LGBT MOVEMENT HAS SPENT YEARS TRYING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE IT ISNT A CHOICE
SHUT UPyou do realize the ppl making those posts are trans + nonhet kids making jokes right. why you screaming at nonhet trans kids for joking around about their own identities
Also the “it isn’t a choice” narrative is hardly the only narrative out there, it’s just the one white cis gay dudes shout about the most.
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Stop reblogging big cats in a domestic environment as being “cute”
Stop reblogging people “hanging out” with tigers or cub petting as being “cute”
Stop reblogging big cats, even cubs, interacting with domestic pets as being “cute”
Stop reblogging white tigers as being “cute”
Stop reblogging ligers and other hybrid big cats as being “cute”
Stop supporting the exploitation of big cats.
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@ the makers and rebloggers of high quality gif sets: please, think of me. I am just a lonely mobile blogger who wants to see the next picture post
peaceontheplanet replied to your post “hey all! so i hit a frankly stupid follower benchmark this week, and…”
Can you tell me another story? I’m bored out of my mind working for insurance and could use an lol. Hope you’re having an otherwise good day with your stupid…
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Keira Knightley poses topless in stand against photoshopping: When you’re the recipient of one of the most egregious cases of image manipulation of recent years, you’re going to have good reason to dislike the practice. Knightley’s chest was infamous enlarged on the poster for 2004’s King Arthur, seen below, and her distaste has clearly stayed with the actress over the last decade.
In an interview with The Times, Knightley explained her reasoning behind the shoot for Interview Magazine:
I’m fine doing the topless shot so long as you don’t make them any bigger or retouch, because it does feel important to say it really doesn’t matter what shape you are… I’ve had my body manipulated so many different times for so many different reasons, whether it’s paparazzi photographers or for film posters…
I think women’s bodies are a battleground and photography is partly to blame. You need tremendous skill to be able get a woman’s shape and make it look like it does in life, which is always beautiful. But our society is so photographic now, it becomes more difficult to see all of those different varieties of shape…
Whilst Knightley’s actions are admirable and well-intentioned, and it is shocking that even some like her (who is as close to the white, western media’s unfortunate image of beauty as possible) get warped to ridiculous standards, you’ve got to take “different varieties of shape” with a pinch of salt, as the image of a pretty, skinny, white, cis woman posing topless - retouched or not - is fairly prevalent throughout our society. Were this a female celebrity not fitting any of those categories, it’d be a slightly more brazen, revolutionary move.
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A vine of Carlos playing the trombone and Cecil slamming the oven door and it’s titled “When the Faceless Old Woman isn’t Home”
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
