grass of 1’000 ants (house of 1´000 corpses) (because ants house is a grass)
(via hackercult)
electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect
boiling water isn’t real either it’s just bubbles. put your hand in the spaghetti if you believe in god
(via youforgivehowgodforgives)