Steven: always uses his hand to apply healing spit

Steven the one time he has to heal someones eyeball: lick

Wtf @steven trying to launch the 5 rubies into space… Like they weren’t gonna die but they could be like floating around in the cold darkness of the void forever

JUST LET RUBY AND SAPPHIRE KISS ON MY TELEVISION SCREEN

when steven was born the gems automatically call him a her bc he’s a crystal gem and greg is like “no he’s a boy” and they’re like “but we all go by she/her pronouns why is this baby different” and thats when greg explains to them about the human genitalia/gender assignment system and they’re like “thats the dumbest thing we ever heard but ok”

@ everyone who insisted ruby was a dude: how do you feel

Doesn’t Rose look really sinister here? There’s no way thats an accident

Doesn’t Rose look really sinister here? There’s no way thats an accident

Also aerobics instructor pearls from when I only had crayons in class

I discovered some important bird mom fan art while going through my spanish lit notes

Some of my fave Pearls from Attack the Light

Some gem warrior imagery from Attack the Light

The ending of Attack the Light was kinda sad but soooo cute! Honestly if you have $3 and a bunch of hours on your hands I recommend it

I was gonna write a whole post about the gems not having breasts & then I remembered rose quartz having mad cleavage constantly oh well

Gayness comparison: Steven Universe vs Clarence

Clarence: one of the main character’s best friends has two moms, who appear in a few episodes

Steven Universe: the main character, who the show is named after, has THREE moms, who appear in EVERY episode. One of the moms is made of two smaller moms