Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.
Nah, but can you imagine how good this feels to the crab?
It’s like when you wear skinny jeans that are too tight for the whole day, and then when you finally get out of them it’s great
Now imagine that but 100x more satisfying
look at this fucking crab. this is so unnecessary why do you need legs that long. how do you even go anywhere. what the fuck
So, what book are you reading today, Ophelia?
/*pokes at Charlotte’s Web*/
… You won’t like the ending of that one.