“Bad Boy” by Artur Celes
(I believe this is not insect, but indeed a faerie.)
(via typhlonectes)
I just ate the buttered noodles i made drunkenly at midnight last night out of a plastic gelato container that melted a lil in the microwave at work and i got to a piece of noodle that was chewy and uncooked and turned out to be a match that i had been trying to use to light the stove last night but couldn’t because i was using the wrong end of the match and now i have presumably have cancer as well as dumb bitch disease
GIRL.
YUO TH ERE„ GIRL.
HWO DO YOU EXPECT TOE OUTDRINK M E
WHEND IJ AM ALBAERADY BEER
HE KEEPS DOING IT IN DIFFERENT CLASSROOMS
HES DONE IT 4 TIMES
“its ok guys. happy black history month.”
(via raychillster)

I know that a lot of people out in the world fight depression on a daily basis and I thought this may help some of you out. I know that in the past it has worked for me.
HAHAHAGAGAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAGAHAHAH fuck off
(via quantum-strangeness)
I didn’t know I was lonely ‘til I saw your face.
(wasn’t working for a while but it should be fixed now.)
(via saety)
ahhhhhhhhh i just got down to where i reblogged the “people who think you can’t be racist towards white people” post with an insightful comment at the bottom as to why that post is fucking stupid but??? the comment didn’t show up???? so i deleted it so no one would think i was the kind of garbage who thinks heterophobia is a real thing
ughhhhhhhh why did god make me so beautifful it isn’t fair to the Others
















