John on how he asked out Sarah for the first time:
So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’
JOHN GREEN IS PERFECTION.
ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS WRONG.
and then after being friends for a while he asked her if she was seeing anyone and she said no and he said “does that mean i can pursue you now?” and she said yes and he walLKED ACROSS THE ROOM AND KISSED HER
JOHN YOU SLY DOG
wow both those things sound really shitty and creepy? like i’m glad they’re happy and whatever but the fact that tens of thousands of teenagers think that this is a cute way to treat someone you want to date is fucking terrifying and proof that John Green is a crappy role model
(via iminmyowncorner)