That’s not half.
My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just wondering how the fuck that was going to turn into half a pizza.
What entitles Archie to half of an entire pizza? Why didn’t he just ask for a slice? Like who goes up to someone and asks for half of an entire pizza? If he’s that hungry he needs to order his own damn food
(via artsy-kitten)