peanutpalace-deactivated2023011:

Everything I don’t like is anti-intellectual behavior and everything that annoys me is pseudo-intellectual

calidotgov:

women only want one thing and it’s to drink a bottle of wine and have lesbian sex

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jasminerice:

If I was a girl’s stomach I’d never hurt her

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onlinebeast:

I just took a nap forever. When I woke up, time had ended. But I was still a little sleepy.

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kristina100000:

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i have a coworker like this but he is such a sweetheart so im mad.

twonshawn:

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True, love sunsets

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