It’s always “why did you get in the river” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the river The river looked fun was it fun
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I don’t rinse fruits or vegetables before i eat them bc the pesticides test my body and make me stronger
I leave my tampons in for over 8 hours bc it charges my sacral chakra
I buy my vitamins and medicine at the dollar tree bc I’m unemployed
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burn the “girl is freaking out and listing her anxieties verbally so the guy manfully interrupts her by kissing her on the mouth” trope. gag it with a dirty rag, tie its arms behind its back, douse it in gasoline, and burn it
Snails don’t have teeth; they have radula, which are very different.
This is is why “Real Facts” is in quotes. Also, I sincerely doubt that all polar bears are left pawed, or even that anyone has bothered to find out.
(via krawps)
unless you believe that women deserve to be treated as sex objects or that white people are better than non-white people
unless you like throwing acid in people’s faces or bullying people because of their gender/ sexual orientation
if you believe in or like something like that you should definitely be ashamed of yourself
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Often we describe ourselves as being lazy when, really, we are struggling with something that`s much deeper. For example, it will often be a mask, or a cover, for:
1. Tiredness – Feeling tired of all your various responsibilities – everything you have to do and, everyone you have to please.
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so my mom recently discovered this
THIS IS ON YOUTUBE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AHLjjZbIKw
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH IT 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED 5/5 STARS WOULD RECOMMEND TO A FRIEND
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