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[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]
IOH MY GID
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uhvatarkorra asked: this is prolly a stupid question, but is there a lot of abbreviation in slangy-spanish like in english? by that, I mean like how people use "bc" "prolly" "p" etc. I'm learning spanish now in school and it's all proper haha
ya! its p common to see those in informal written speech tbh hahah
some examples:
- dsd - desde (from or since)
- xq - porque (because)
- xfa - porfa from ‘por favor’ (please)
- tqm/tkm - te quiero mucho (ily)
- cdt - cuidate (take care)
- bn - bien (’good’, ‘well’ or even ‘so’ as an intensifier depending on context)
- x siaca - por si acaso (just in case)
- ps - pues (’well’ kinda)
- mñn - mañana (tomorrow)
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Honestly what did I expect from a caption like that
medieval bunnies were notorious bullies
#SaveALifeSunday Free Food 🍩🍔🍴
Free Rita’s Water Ice- March 20th
Free Slurpee 7-11- July 11th
Free Pancakes at IHOP- March 6th
Ben and Jerry’s Free Ice Cream Cone- April 8th (may change this year)
Cow Appreciation Day Chick-Fil-A- Free Chicken Sandwich July 15 (must wear something with cow print)
Dairy Queen Free Cone Day- March 16
National Donut Day- June 6th Free Donut at Shipleys and Krispy Kreme
New Years Day- Free Coffee at Sheetz
Tax Day- April 15- Free Cinnabon Bites at Cinnabon, Free Curly Fries at Arbys, Free Small Popcorn at AMC Movie Theatres
Mothers Day- Free Fro-Yo at TCBY
Fathers Day- Free Fro-Yo at TCBY
Talk Like A Pirate Day- September 19th - Free Donut at Krispy Kreme, Free fish at Long John Silvers.
Halloween- Free Donut (Must wear a costume)
Black Friday- Free Donut at Fred Meyer
National Cookie Day- December 4th- Free cookie at Quiznos
Add on if you know any other dates for no strings attached free food. Reblog and spread the message! This post is biased to the U.S. If you live in another country and know any dates for free food at a restaurant, spread the knowledge and reblog with the information. Bon Appetit!
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a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things.
I cried a little. Good. <3
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youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.
tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public
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