some type of adult girl

dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

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jobhaver:

• started out as an inside joke on tumblr two years ago
• social justice bullshit
• kills hundreds of billions of people each year
• theres a book about why its bad, Charlotte’s Web. the talking animals are a metaphor. educate yourself

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nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

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meladoodle:

dad has this constant neck stabbing joke he brings out except its not really a joke its just ‘i’ll stab you in the neck’ and he was trying to explain it last night he was like ‘look mel, its SATIRE and its IRONIC because how insane do you have to be to go and stab someone in the neck, the moment i say ‘i’m gonna stab you in the neck’ i’m immediately labeled as a NON neck stabber because a neck stabber wouldn’t say that.. they’d just stab you in the fucking NECK’

fuck u sarah im pouring my heart out and you accuse me of trying to break into the “big game text post hall of fame” (whatever THAT is). and then you don’t even reblog it disgusting

blessphemy:

jeezypetes:

sarah you disgust me

and here we have a hater who is resorting to rude and hurtful language so that she can cope with her own feelings of inadequacy

here we have a nasty fucking piece of shit who uses her toes to operate her computer, probably in a sexual way

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“do you ever think about what it would be like if you had huge spider legs coming out of your shoulder blades”

mysqace:

FACTS ABOUT CALIFORNIA

1. every californians favorite band is sublime

2. the state anthem is 2 joints by sublime

3. every californian has met sublime at least once

4. the state flower is weed

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flipspring:

mycabinispressurised:

every time i wear a fandom shirt i think someone will recognise it and we’ll talk and stuff

but no

it worked for me on one particularly notable occasion

and i got friendstuck with A PINK HAIRED HUMAN who got me into TUMBLR and it was all downhill from there

AAAwwwwww this is the cutest thing thank u for owning a hero of light shirt i hope it was Worth the MOney

also i didnt know i got you into tumblr i feel like we kind of. got each other into tumblr? ine either case im very sorry uvu

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sublimesublemon:

thetenthlifeguard:

It’s more likely than you think:

There are tons of Doctor Who references in Homestuck. Hell, the first track on “Alterniabound” has Tennant’s “wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey” speech from Blink.

OK so there’s at least one? I don’t see how the music counts because it’s made by other people and that track isn’t even in the actual comic.  There’s also a track that samples a song from Blues Clues.

Overall, I’d say that Homestuck has many more references to Hook/Con Air/Parks and Recreation/other hilariously unrelated works than it does to Dr. Who. Again, that may just be me not really liking Dr. Who and not wanting to see the connections.

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fffcuk:

y’all reblog these big ass bugs and are like “LOOK AT THIS CUTE CRITTER" you know DAMN WELL if you saw that bug in your bed you’d scream and smash it with a shoe don’t fckin lie to me

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