I paid my state taxes and summer tuition today… but at what cost

methed-up-samurai:

letshearitforthisclown:

the creation of adam but with me touching methed up samurai

What? you want to touch me? Where? I’m always some degree of horny lol

(via yeeowch)

shiftythrifting:

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Literally submitted something earlier today, but we hit up a goodwill and found a straight up porn parody and didn’t even get carded, even tho I look like a fat 12 year old. Yes I bought it, and no I don’t know how I’m gonna watch it. My laptop doesn’t have a dvd slot, and there’s no way in hell I’m watching this on the TV, especially since I still live with my parents.