I paid my state taxes and summer tuition today… but at what cost
the creation of adam but with me touching methed up samurai
What? you want to touch me? Where? I’m always some degree of horny lol
(via yeeowch)
Literally submitted something earlier today, but we hit up a goodwill and found a straight up porn parody and didn’t even get carded, even tho I look like a fat 12 year old. Yes I bought it, and no I don’t know how I’m gonna watch it. My laptop doesn’t have a dvd slot, and there’s no way in hell I’m watching this on the TV, especially since I still live with my parents.


