wolves-rise:

I’ve had enough of this shit.

(via the-weird-wide-web)

grumpysalmon:

I’m a hatching baby dinosaur with a little bit of egg shell on my slimy head

unclefather:

*farts while sitting on the toilet*
*fart sounds like thunder*

(via unclefather)

rhythmicrevenant:

there is no greater pain than drinking cold water when you’re chewing mint gum