My sister was telling me that she and her girlfriend went on a ghost tour for their anniversary, and at one point the tour guide mentioned there was a spooky haunted doll down inside a vent but phone flashlights usually weren’t powerful enough to see it, so my sister whipped out the industrial-strength flashlight she carries in her purse at all times and the guide exclaimed “Oh! We should have lesbians on every tour!”
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#highlight of my life was when the arm of the fake skeleton that was in our dance kept falling off and i got to rehears#rehearsal late and everyone was like this normal screwdriver is too long we need some kind of mini screwdriver#and i wordlessly retrieved the mini screwdriver id been carrying around in my backpack since i found it on a train platform in madrid