‘I Always Steal My Friends’ Boyfriends, and I Can’t Stop!’
omg this reminds me of this one girl from high school who was like always on the prowl for a man and i told her if i had a bf i’d never introduce her to him and she said in all seriousness that i was right bc she’d do everything she could to suck his dick. cold calculating bitch alkjkjfgdf she was so messy i can’t believe we were friends i shouldn’t have let her borrow my pen on the first day of hs. but yeah this read is entertaining bc miss heather havrilesky did NOT come to play
(via auckie)