Bisexual girl things
Partaking in cyber crime
Speeding
Bleaching your hair on impulse also dying it red and black on impulse
DJing
Ketamine
Full coverage foundation over a perfect skincare base
Having the seeking arrangements and sideline apps on your phone
Whipping up an amazing risotto
Having multiple grinders on you at all times
Waist trainers
Drinking champagne with all meals
Sparkling water :/
Charging your phone in an uber
Giving out a fake name and backstory
Having spring breakers on your computer
Liking video games but not playing them that much
Having a lot of followers on instagram Having owned more than 2 burner phones
hi im buffy summers jsut a normal teenn girl *carries around bag of medieval weapons* *spills the weapons just spills them everywhere*
(via bowiesnippleantennae)
Bronies were so CUTE in concept at first too
Dudes embracing femininity, loving Kids Show, very cute
How did that go wrong
when they started masturbating to cartoon female ponies
(via vulpinecyanide)
youre not a feminist? whats your deal? whats wrong with you?
whats even the point of having favorites in this game you’re only gonna have your heart broken
my sexuality is girls are pretty and have soft lips and boys are cute and have hard dicks so (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
(via bunei)
what i learned from last night’s episode:
peebs is mad gay for marcie
like hella mad gay
girl got it bad
(via kidsbop)
Does anybody even have insurance from The General
their commercials look like they were made on a calculator
(via funeral-gnome)
(LIGHTS A COUCH ON FIRE) (BURNS A HOUSE DOWN) (DANCES ON THE ASHES) DANGAN RONPA ANIME
(via krawps)