STRANGE BUT COOL:
Scientists have recently unearthed these crystal penises buried in various places in the US. These crystal penises have been carbon dated and it’s shown they’ve been here since before the vikings visited America thousands of years ago. They’re perfectly sculpted and show gorgeous anatomy, an advanced understanding of the human atatomy that only an advanced civilization could accomplish. These crystal penises are typically found around important historical sites such as the Grand Canyon and Mount Rushmore. People digging up these crystal penises have reported visions and a burning sensation on their hands when touching them. These crystal penises are shrouded in mystery, and scientists as well as archaeologists are working around the clock to find out as much as they can, as these may have the same origins as the crystal skulls from Mayan civilization.
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The best way to describe my Cecil cosplay shopping experience would probably be “Yes, that’s a pretty ugly tie… but you need to understand, I’m not looking for an ugly tie. I’m looking for an aggressively hideous and vaguely disconcerting tie. You know, something that makes you slightly uneasy to look at, something inscrutable or subtly reminiscent of viscera. Your viscera, at that.”
cuties hangin out in their pajamas uwu
no thiS IS TOO CUTE NO NO NO NO NO NO
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u-ok:
This is all I wanted
CLIMBS ON TOP OF THE FENCE TO THE DOG PARK AND YELLS
GET DOWN FROM THERE
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Only a few people in the whole universe can play one of these, and they’re not very good at it.
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Pendleton Ward (the creator of “Adventure Time”) and Polly Lou Livingston (the voice of Tree Trunks).
She’s so amazing.
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