May 16th, 2022 at 10:09PM

shinolavolume1:

my obamaphone is hooked up to my bidencar so i can call my soy dealer any time anywhere

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1,846 notes #omg i very briefly had a job distributing obamaphones at California welfare offices but i quit when i found out id be making literally $3/hr