“Do you think God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created here on Earth?“ –Spy Kids 2: the Island of Lost Dreams
Man’s worst enemy
The Silent Battle
oooooh shit!
oooooooh SHIT!!!
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this is the real first page of a real book by a real Fox News host
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one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
“More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?”
*innocent face*
don’t do this here
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