jeezypetes:

Ummmm bedtime math so like. Its 9:18pm I haven’t taken my nighttime pills yet so i have at least an hour til i will be able to fall asleep. And I’m meeting a friend for lunch at noon so I’ll need to be ready to go out by like 11 so I need to be up by 10am. And i also need to clean my room bc my gf is coming over for nye we’re gonna go to a party. And my main problem is i also want to get all my new years cards together to mail tomorrow but that’s technically less pressing than the clean room so I’m not sure if I should do it now. Also? I’m sleepy

NOOO I STAYED UP UNTIL 1 AM WORKING ON NEW YEARS CARDS now i only get 9 hours of sleep

princesstwin:
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This is so important. My friend got a really bad (like, permanent nerve damage bad) bite from an offleash dog in a public park (a park for kids, mind you, not a dog park). Its owner was like, oh but shes so sweet, she would...

princesstwin:

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This is so important. My friend got a really bad (like, permanent nerve damage bad) bite from an offleash dog in a public park (a park for kids, mind you, not a dog park). Its owner was like, oh but shes so sweet, she would never do anything like this! But my friend (who was 10 at the time) was walking her own dog, and her dog is NOT good with other dogs, and the two dogs got in a fight and my friend was badly injured in the scuffle.

tldr: keep your dog on a goddamn leash its seriously not that hard

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Why do these ponies have a pig on their farm? Is it purely for companionship? But then why is the pig so overweight (perhaps the only overweight animal in Ponyville)?We never hear a pig speak– but cows can, and pigs are also hooved quadrupeds. What...

Why do these ponies have a pig on their farm? Is it purely for companionship? But then why is the pig so overweight (perhaps the only overweight animal in Ponyville)?We never hear a pig speak– but cows can, and pigs are also hooved quadrupeds. What kind of barbarous, blood thirsty thoughts are running through Apple Bloom’s mind as she watches this possibly sentient creature being prepared for slaughter?  What cannibalistic inclinations twist behind that oversized bow

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. -Friedrich Nietzche

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