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Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you

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peashooter85:

A pair of ceremonial Chinese jade swords, Han Dynasty (206 BC - 220 AD)

from Quan Rong Gallery

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gomjabbar:

sometimes i’ll pull some of our anime swords down from the wall so our customers can get a look and whenever they’re the Deadpool Shirt Cargo Shorts Types and they’re marveling at the sword i’ll say some shit like “a man has 3 goals in life. to eat, to love, and to carry a cool sword” and they get a dumb look on their face and then i know they’re going to buy it and then parrot that saying for the next 3 months to their beleaguered girlfriend

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iwilleatyourenglish:

it’s 3 am and i just sat bolt upright in bed because i realized michael shannon looks like hopper from a bug’s life

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