crudandguts:
“ Oh my god this one rhymes.
It’s a good thing I don’t have a date tonight because then I would never have time to produce these masterpieces.
”
Ahahahaha i miss being single and bitter

crudandguts:

Oh my god this one rhymes.

It’s a good thing I don’t have a date tonight because then I would never have time to produce these masterpieces.

Ahahahaha i miss being single and bitter