bruh my little brother got a scratch and he was all crying and i was like “oh do you want one of the bandaids i use for my shots? they have cute emojis on them” and through his tears he goes “that’s cringe” IM DEAD
“Ask the little brat if he’d rather have rubbing alcohol poured on it and sealed up with superglue instead.”
hey you fucking weirdo that’s my real life little brother .
i spent hours looking for this post because it hit me over the head repeatedly at 12:00 in the morning
