slayboybunny:

ohhh my god this cute dude on campus was askin my friend for DMT but I thought they said DND and was like bro I didn’t kno U did tabletop and they were like “is tabletop the new cool kid name for drugs”  and i panicked and was like “yeah :)” i hope this term spreads 

lithefider:

I obtained a mint colored denim vest and am planning to pimp the hell out of it with pastel goodness new and old.  Here is a planned layout for the back (nothing is sewn on yet).  I tried to go for mostly vintage fabric from my stash (like the popples sheets / care bears / older ponies) but I also put in my own original fabric I printed at spoonflower as well as newer little Twin Star print (aka my fav fabric ever).  To come are mint and pink metal spikes, more lace, and sewn on star beads.    

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Anonymous asked: Ok so I asked my ASL teacher (who is hearing) if Deaf ppl make puns in ASL and she said no "Deaf people are very literal" but I think she might have misunderstood my question as asking if people make English puns in ASL, which is a totally different thing. So I'm asking you. Are there puns in ASL? Cuz as a language it lends itself -so well- to wordplay I really can't imagine there not being tons of it.

hey-okk:

oh no that’s not true! there are a lot of puns in ASL! they are not English puns so its different. you have probably heard of the popular ones (or maybe not if your teacher thinkgs there are none) but there is the “pasteurized milk” one which is more englishy it’s where u sign MILK passing your eyes so it’s: past your eyes milk. another popular one is a joke i hear a lot of ASL students learn is where Deaf king kong climbs up the building and kidnaps the lady and tries to say “i want to marry you” and crushes her when he signs MARRY. Or the microwave one where you do a little wave with your pinky finger and it is a “micro wave”, which is also like if you only understand something a little, you can sign UNDERSTAND with pinkie finger instead of pointer finger. another one i recently learned is the sign for the city El Paso, you make a L with dominant hand passing by an O with nondominant so it is “L pass O”. another one is doing sign for CHEAP with a W to mean walmart which i have not seen a lot but still pretty good. you can sign FOREVER with an ILY handshape to mean “I love you forever” I guess that is sort of a pun. name signs can also be puns sometimes for example i have a friend name Brenda who has very long eyelashes and her name sign is a B signed in front of the eye and flutter up and down like eyelashes. something me and my friends do a lot that i guess is like a pun is sign PLAY in front of the eyes to mean “we’ll play it by eyes” instead of “we’ll play it by ears” when deciding on making plans, so that is just a Deaf joke i guess haha

anyway those are the ones i can think of of the top of my head. mainly i guess ASL puns are not like english puns bc they’re 2 different languages so its not the same style. its more like playing around with signs and where they are made and stuff i guess but yes they are there in ASL!

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jeezypetes:

oh yeah happy valentines day everyone. don’t forget that love is fleeting & most relationships end in disaster and tears

trynottodrown:

A majestic rare albino whale shark graces the ocean

Sometimes, Nature puts on a show that leaves Man awestruck. And these spectacular displays by two denizens of the deep left all who saw them beguiled by their grace and beauty. Divers were stunned by the sight of a 33ft albino whale shark as it glided through the waters off the coast of Darwin, an island in the Galapagos group. (Full Story)

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tubytoo:
“The Day of the Horse (by Kerri-Jo)
Wool Collars
“The Turkmens are superstitious, and protect themselves and their horses from evil spirits. In Turkmenistan every horse has an "Alaja” around their neck. An alaja is a braided wool cord, made...

tubytoo:

The Day of the Horse (by Kerri-Jo)

Wool Collars
“The Turkmens are superstitious, and protect themselves and their horses from evil spirits. In Turkmenistan every horse has an "Alaja” around their neck. An alaja is a braided wool cord, made of brown camel hair and white, black, and red dyed Karakul sheep hair. In the case where a horse is injured or sick, they attach a small triangle sewn with ‘omens’ to help ward evil spirits away. This could be an ‘evil eye’ bead, some herbs, a stone, charm, etc. Alajas are very pretty, and come in all shapes and sizes. The more intricate bands, often woven like a carpet, are used as prizes… given to the winning jockey of a race, or more recently, the champion of an Akhal-Teke beauty contest.“ ~ www.akhal-teke.org/

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mahouprince:
“ It’s been so long since I’ve worn decora and I’m so happy I feel so free !!
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mahouprince:

It’s been so long since I’ve worn decora and I’m so happy I feel so free !!
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tadomakii:

sometimes he is also a she. it depends what game we’re playing and what mood bmos in.

genderfluid BMO

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