my roommate is in the bunkbed above me and she just SCREAMED so loudly that I screamed too and then i  was like “What happened????” and she was like “i just finished orange is the new black…”

i try not to be mean to my roommate but its really really really hard sometimes

my roommate once sent me an email that only said “XD”

my roommate is a beautiful woodland creature who must be protected at all costs

my roommate thinks archer isn’t funny but she loves big bang theory

my roommate got upset when i told her she shouldn’t write her paper in Papyrus