- me: look i'm straight but i would totally make an exception for scarlett johansson
- me: or natalie dormer
- me: or kristen stewart
- me: or felicia day
- me: or taylor swift
- me: or eliza taylor
- me: or that chick from that comercial
- me: or the girl who served me at mcdonalds
- me: or that really pretty girl over there
- me:
- me:
- me: wait
- me: ooooohhhhhhhhh